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		<title>Prank Caller Paranoia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 07:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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As unfamiliar digits flash up on the tiny LED screen of my desktop handset at work on Thursday morning, I answer the phone formally with my job title and first name, expecting a call from yet another backpacker with a European accent asking how to participate in (or rather, recklessly donate their bodies to) clinical trials, for as uninformed and mistaken as they are, we’ve been getting a lot of those calls lately. With our stock standard generic reply ready in my mind, I am taken slightly aback by a different query altogether unrelated to our work from a young lady with a faint yet still-identifiable, shaky and nervous tone. She asks if ‘Lucy’, my mother’s name, is there, to which I reply “no”. I clarify her target by offering the full name, “Lucy Bee?”, to which she agrees.

This being the first time anyone has ever called my work number asking for my mother, I ask this mysterious lady why she is after my mother and what the call is in relation to, to which she meekly replies “Solar panels…but that’s okay, I’ll check with reception”, before hurriedly hanging up the phone abruptly, leaving me with grand suspicions. “Reception?” I think to myself. “Solar panels??” Likely story.

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		<title>Paranoia via Facebook Private Message</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A spiritual sequel to a previous blog: Paranoia in Bullet Point Form. Disclaimer: Once again, all of this really happened and names, nationalities, suburbs and countries have been changed to protect the innocent. So you have a really close cousin who lives in England. Now because your extended family is all split up and living [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paranoia In Bullet Point Form</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: All of this really happened. Names, nationalities and suburbs have been changed to protect the innocent. &#160; &#8226; So there&#8217;s a girl you like from Language Class. An Italian girl. &#8226; You&#8217;ve met a couple of times, and even attended the same Language Class group dinner a few weeks ago. Since then there have [...]]]></description>
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