The Link Between Fergus and Chuck Norris *
Posted by Will Ooi | Posted in Other | Tags: Misc | Posted on 10-02-2009-05-2008
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* Logic may be skewed
Today, I deduced something INCREDIBLE: a life-changing, world-shattering REVELATION about the TRUTH linking my mate, Fergus, with Chuck Norris.
It has nothing to do with those Chuck Norris Facts from a few years ago.
This is Fergus, of Manly NSW. Born on October the 8th, 1981, to Scottish parents.
His identity has been obscured for his own protection.
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This man is Yip Man. Yip Man trained Bruce Lee, man |
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Yip Man also trained Fergus’ Tai Chi Master |  |
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And so Bruce Lee is the equivalent of Fergus’ Tai Chi Master | |
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Bruce Lee then went on to, of course, train Chuck Norris |  |
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Whereas Tai Chi Master, in the meantime, was busy training Fergus… | |
∴ therefore…
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Chuck Norris = Fergus | |
Indisputably.
A revelation you say? More like an alcohol enhanced one haha :)
taxi~~!!!